A battle started, and I got the “A helpful, caring treasure golem” message, but then the fade-to-black animation played again, I got a different message, and the fight continued as normal. After I brutally butchered, executed, murdered, destroyed, annihilated defeated the first piñata golem, the second was missing. I found at at the top-left square of the map. Completely entombed. Trapped for all eternity. No light, no joy, no hope, only the weight of its sins.
p.s. Zack: I’m not going to stop enjoying killing treasure golems until they stop being made of treasure. You can shatter the 4th wall to a million tiny pieces, then have every god personally spit in my face, and it won’t change a thing