Does anybody on the team play MOBAs?
No, serious question.
I just had “Finger of Death” (http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Finger_of_Death#Finger_of_Death) casted on one of my creatures, and the biggest damage dealer on my team is riding a cat, hitting people with bouncing glaives (http://dota2.gamepedia.com/Moon_Glaive#Moon_Glaive). >.>
THESE ARE ONLY TWO OF A DISTURBING SERIES OF EVENTS LEADING ME TO THIS CONCLUSION.
the fate of the world depends on your answer! >:O